Lila: I want to watch something.
Me: No, we're not going to watch TV right now.
Lila: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Me: I wasn't yelling at you. Just because I say something you don't like doesn't mean I'm yelling at you.
Lila: [long pause] Oh. Huh. That makes sense.
Last night Ian was eating a muffin that looked like this:
Ian: I wonder why they call it a poppyseed muffin.
Me: Um, because of all the poppyseeds.
Ian: Oh! Is that what those are?